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Monday, December 31, 2012

Review Of The Future: Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

 An Unexpected Journey. A quest typical for a character of Martin Freeman's to take part in. His portrayal of John Watson being whisked away on a journey, or Freeman as Arthur Dent being taken on an adventure by Mos Def's Ford Prefect, are perfect examples of just that, an unexpected journey, making him perfect for the job. Upon seeing the trailer, however, I thought Freeman to modern for the part of Baggins, but the film itself was modern, being comedic and written for children, and able to adapt to any era, unlike it's predecessor in film, or successor in literature, The Lord of the Rings. However, this comedic versatility may have been just what caused several, even die-hard Tolkien fans, to turn away from the movie, believing that to have ruined the grabbing essence of fantasy that Peter Jackson had hoped to capture with Gollum's new performance capture, and the addition of 3D in this film. But that's besides the point. To create an accurate overview of Peter Jackson's brand new creation, we must focus more on the story at hand.

 This film, not movie, film, begins where Tolkien's creation began, in a hole, in the ground. Wait, no, actually, looking back it didn't begin there. It began farther back. And a bit to the east of that hole in the ground. In the land of Erebor, home of the dwarves. This is one of my most favorite things of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, is that he doesn't just take the story from the book, but takes advantage of Tolkien's more in-depth side plots and includes them in the film. In this particular scene he shows the mountain (or mountains, I can't recall) of Erebor in it's glory, a magnificence only Peter Jackson can portray. I could spend several paragraphs talking about the awe I was in at the beauty of all of the scenery of New Zealand but I'd rather not take the time, and you'd probably rather not read it.
 After this magnificence (Is that how you spell it?) Jackson's camera move on to shoot what I previously mentioned, the hole in the ground. After a brief meeting with Gandalf, the wizard, Bilbo Baggins, the hobbit who happens to reside in that hole in the ground then awakens to a terrible shock, 13 dwarves, are ruining his beautiful, unruly house. Portraying all of those characters in one film is an arduous task, for one director from New Zealand, but Peter Jackson manages to show it adequately as is his skill that caused so many to love Lord of the Rings. It's nearly impossible, however to create, a personality for all of these roles is nearly impossible, so Jackson chooses to turn his attention toward a select few, Thorin, the leader, Balin, the old and wise, Kili and Fili, the "hot" ones, timid Ori, fat Bombur, and Bofur, who, gives Bilbo a sense of perspective.
 From there, the journey, is one fantastic CGI obstacle after another, making you feel as if the entire movie starts to have no purpose after a certain point, just moving on and on, never stopping, your only way of keeping your focus on the film by realizing that at the end, they will finally have Smaug and all of this will have come to a point. However that is not the fault of the crew, but rather Tolkien's for the job of the crew was to perfectly adapt it. It exceptionally captures J.R.R.'s vision, a continuous adventure, with comic, fantasy, and touches of heart. If you're able to sit through that for 3 hours, with comedy as reward, or just simply, if you enjoyed the novel itself, then go on, take a look. However, if not, and you plan to watch Jackson's latest creation, prepare yourself.


Review of the Future: Description.

This section of the blog primarily deals with reviews of movies, books, etc. by me, and maybe my friends. The name will be explained later on.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Book Review: Extremely Loud and incredibly Close

Hmm... 8.5 out of 10!
One of the best books I've ever read. I LOVED EVERYTHING about this book. The randomness, the deepness

Friday, February 10, 2012

Book Review: Heroes of Olympus 2: Son of Neptune

For this Greek/Roman mythological based fantasy novel for young adults/preteens? 6.125 out of 10. (I like decimals) It was suspenseful, I couldn't put it down, and all of my friends liked it. And yet at the same time I don't think it appeals to many. The only reason my friends liked it was because I'm an 11 year old boy (Which is pretty much the only group these books appeal to). Boys around my age have nothing better to do than read Percy Jackson and play Minecraft. (So glad I'm not one of those kids). Really, I'm a diehard Harry Potter fan at heart.


 I have to say, despite my... constructive criticism, Rick Riordan didn't do a bad job on this. In this, book, unlike others, Riordan tries to focus on the mysterious background of the characters: Percy Jackson, Frank Zhang, and Hazel Levesque, rather than the fast-paced action appreciated by the younger audience. 

This review is PROBably overdue, but (from the words of Neil Gaiman) I'm what you'd call a lazy writer          

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Book Review: Diary of a Wimpy Kid 6: Cabin Fever

 For this journal-like realistic fiction 6th entry of a popular series created for limited-mind adolescents from 9-14.? 4 out of 10. No offense, but Jeff Kinney has made 4 books besides this one already, earned millions, does he really need to make another book? Personally, it's starting to seem like he's starting to throw stuff together so as to not dissapoint his many fans (which is slowly diminishing). For the first Wimpy Kid I would've given it 8.5 out of 10. Second, third, and fourth? I got sick. He just changed the names of a few things took out and threw in just a few things into the plot. The plot of Cabin Fever was more altered than the others but not as lengthy. Nothing seems to change in the characters, as well.The Heffley brothers argue relentlessly, Greg does bad in school and has friend problems, and Christmas is a disaster. Really, the only notable change was Greg's trouble with the winter weather. 


 So here's the basic story plot: The local school is vandalized and Greg is accused of prosecuting the vandalization. He's later trapped in the house with his "problem" family and no electricity due to a freak snowstorm. See? Even when I say it the plot is way too short. Not Kinney's best work. Cheap comedy put into a plot with somewhat crudely drawn stick figures. I am crossing my fingers for Kinney not to make another book. Totally not worth it. 


Rating: 4 out of 10